User:Stoffer Ninjapirate

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DEAD & GAY

Stoffer Ninjapirate is sometimes referred to as "Captain Awesome of Justice", or "The Spiritual Leader of Eurosquad".

CAoJ started his out in GoonWaffe, where he quickly became a hero of the people. His superiority was quite clear from the start, as he aquired a Hulk, the EVE equivalent of a Ferrari. Many Goons would undock and stand in awe when he flew by in his mighty wessel, and it was soon clear that he was destined for greater things.

Soon, he ran for squad leader of Eurosquad, where he won a landslide victory against foes such as Jesus. He quickly turned Eurosquad into the finest squad in Goonswarm, and there was much envy among other squad leaders. It became obvious that Eurosquad was not a fitting name, and he quickly renamed the squad to Stoffers Lads. It was a more fitting title, and all was well.

His achievements did not go unnoticed, and the directors of Goonfleet saw it necessary to promote him, as they did not want his talent to go to waste at the squad level. Hesitant at first to leave the people who depended on him, he thought long and hard, and decided his talents would be put to better use as a director.

Today, many in Eurosquad long for the days of Stoffers Lads, and while there is nothing he would rather do than come back and help the starving and desperate members, it would be impossible for him to do so as he runs Goonswarm single handedly.

In the hearts and minds of most Eurosquad members, he is The Spiritual Leader of Eurosquad.


Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got

I'm still, I'm still Stoffer from the block

Used to have a little, now I have a lot

No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Eurosquad!)

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got

I'm still, I'm still Stoffer from the block

Used to have a little, now I have a lot

No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Eurosquad!)


Among his notable achievements, is inventing several widely used catchphrases, and futureposting.

Stoffer is short for Kristoffer :aaaaa:

Also he now works for CCP lawl