User:Darius JOHNSON

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EX CEO of Goonswarm.

' The biggest butte in Goonswarm '

Owns a mothership. Exclusively fucks underage girls. Also has 3 retarded sisters. Once shaved his balls with the same beard trimmer he uses on his face, every day.

(Picture: Darius (right) swoons in Stoffer's manly grasp, shortly before learning the arts of masculine pleasure.)

"SHUTUP STOOPID"

"I'M VERY BUSY STOP BOTHERING ME"

"IM VERY BUSY"

"IM A BUSY MAN"

no sense of humor Proof